Best Places to Read

Right now I’m listening to wind and the rain on the window and it’s making me remember one of my favourite reading spots. It was more of a one off reading spot, but it was one of the wettest days I’ve ever seen, and we had driven out to the moors above Haworth – true Bronte country and decided that it wasn’t worth getting out of the car. So we sat there for a couple of hours and read. I was reading Elizabeth Gaskell’s A Dark Night’s Work at the time, which is a collection of her short stories that are well worth a read. Listening to rain lashing down on the roof of the car, and the gloomy grey clouds rolling over the moors – what better reading place could there be?

Achoo

Rather than zooming ahead this week with my reading I've been accosted by hayfever, or some sort of cold, and so have been snuffling my way through. But I was still thinking - and this is what I was thinking about:

If you could go back in time, with antibiotics or whatever else you needed to save their lives, which author's life would you prolong, in the hope that they would write more works?

For me it would be going back and saving Anne Bronte.

Comment below and let me know.

My Ambitious List

It’s almost half way through and already I’m disappointed that I’ve not read more. But there’s still six months to cram a load of reading in and this is the list of books I want to get through:

Follow Me Back – Nicci Cloke

Thirteen Guests – J Jefferson Farjeon

The World According to G – Geraint Thomas

Death in the Tunnel – Miles Burton

A Dark Night’s Work – Elizabeth Gaskell

Hamlet from Globe to Globe – Dominic Dromgoole

Echoes – Laura Tisdall

The Lie Tree – Francis Hardinge

One of us is Lying – Karen McManus

      

Racing Through the Dark – David Millar

29 Seconds – T M Logan

Friend Request – Laura Marshall

I also want to reread the Hunger Games Trilogy – thinking I might be a bit over ambitious!

Sofa Spotlight - Kenilworth, Sir Walter Scott

At last Kenilworth came to an end. And never before have I felt so cheated by the end of a book. You could argue that I only have myself to blame for my disappointment, given that I am aware of what happened historically with Robert Dudley and his wife, but in my defence, I thought that as Scott had rewritten so much of the history in this book and turned it into fiction, he might have done the same with the ending. Particularly as he puts his reader through agony to get there.

I can’t really write about this book properly without spoiling the ending, so if you are planning on reading this and don’t want to know how it ends you need to skip the next couple of paragraphs.

The real history is that Robert Dudley, Earl of Leicester is married to Amy Robsart. But he spends much of his life hoping to marry Queen Elizabeth I. Amy Robsart mysteriously dies and there’s suspicion that she was murdered so that Dudley can marry the Queen.

In Sir Walter Scott’s version Dudley has secretly married Amy Robsart and is trying to keep it secret from the Queen so that he can get more power etc. But he is frustrated that his secret marriage means that he won’t be able to marry the Queen. Dudley’s servant, Varney, is trying to help Dudley rise in favour with the Queen, and tries to smooth the way by getting rid of Amy. And so the book ends the same way as history did, with Amy’s death. But as reader’s we go through so much angst because Dudley can’t make up his mind and the other characters inadvertently make things worse, so that by the end the least Scott could have done would be to let us have a happy ending.

I wasn’t far through the book when I realised that the best way to deal with all the angst was to work out what was the worst possible decision a character could make, and then try to guess how long it would be before it happened. Because it did happen. Most of the time. 

But I also learned some really valuable life lessons along the way:

Get married secretly and run away from your friends and family.

It’s not really described how Dudley convinced Amy to marry him but she ended up leaving her father and the man she was engaged to, Tressilian (who was a bit of a wet lettuce), behind with no idea where she was. Also it made her father really ill, because he was a nice man who happened to love his daughter. Great idea.

2       It’s ok to live hidden away with a creepy guy and his daughter as long as your husband has promised that one day you will live with him as a countess.

Yep. Amy lives with some random guy and his daughter, who behave more like jailors, while Dudley keeps his position at court. Oh and she can’t get in touch with her sick father. Who does that?

3    When you can’t take it any more run off with a complete stranger who only days before had pretended to be a salesman so that he could talk to you.

In fairness she did think she was about to be murdered and she didn’t really have a lot of options. But still. Thankfully as readers we know that this one is alright, even if he does act a bit suspiciously.  

4    If it looks like the Queen is about to find out about your wife just pretend that actually she married your servant. 

Again in fairness if you think you might be executed you’re probably going to say, or as in this case, go along with whatever lie comes along first that might save your skin. But really how did Dudley think it would help matters later on when it comes out that not only as he secretly married but he has also lied to the Queen?

5    Fight and try to kill the person who would help you if you only talked to him.

So yes, you might think you’ve got it all worked out and you need to kill this person, but surely it is always better to speak first and then stab with sword?

As you can probably tell I think that this is a very silly book. But don’t be put off, if you want a laugh and would enjoy some angst and drama, then please go for it. And let me know which character you like the best.

The book about valuable homes for our canine friends

Kenilworth is not going well. It’s not helped by the fact that I keep finding other things to do/read rather than read it. My dad refers to it as my book about valuable homes for our canine friends. All that I can say is that I am making a list of all the important lessons I am learning from this book. How any of the characters have made it this far in their lives is beyond me, and I’m confident that none of them will have the sense to make it to the end. Maybe one will, but definitely not the rest of them.

Pre-Order Joy

Last week was brightened for me by the arrival of a book I had on pre-order. And what really made it sweet was that I had only found out about its existence by accident the week before, and it was on a subject that I’ve been meaning to read up on for a long time. So what was the book I hear you ask – well it was none other than The French Revolution by Stephen Clarke. It might not sound that exciting but Stephen Clarke is the author of 1000 Years of Annoying the French. Sound better now? If you’ve never read it I highly recommend it because Clarke is excellent at making history funny. Which is why I’m hoping that reading The French Revolution will make reading up on that period of history easier to swallow. Oh and I’ve always wanted to find out more about the French Revolution since I read A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens.

And no I haven’t finished Kenilworth yet.

Kenilwhat?

The book that I am desperately trying to get through is Kenilworth by Sir Walter Scott. I’ve made it to roughly the half way point and I’m still not sure who I’m supposed to be rooting for. In fact I think I may be inadvertently rooting for the wrong character. But I don’t think it’s unreasonable to have some idea of what you want to happen by now. Also I’ve only just worked out why it’s called Kenilworth. All I can say is that the second half better make all this hard work worth it. But it’s a beautiful weekend for sitting in the sun with a book!